Now all that's left is to go back and edit "Bang." into every other paragraph.

Maybe he means that Microsoft's policy is silly? It's a little unclear though.

The whole thing kind of looks like a baboon. This black part is the nose. The blue background is a mane. Do baboons have manes? This one does.

I played through a bit of this yesterday. Went through all of the multiplayer games with a group of four (though I'm happy that, aside from the rhythm game, all support five players). I had an absolute blast, but go in with the knowledge that it's not WarioWare (though thematically and artistically, it's right on…

Surgeon Simulator 2013. Tablet plays the game just as it is.

It almost makes you wonder if the whole digiworld is just some manifestation of their trauma. A deep show, no doubt. Just as deep as the song.

I think XII may be worth giving more of a shot. The beginning is remarkably boring so I can understand stopping there, but it starts to get a bit better once you get some decent characters in your party and you start to realize how irrelevant Vaan is. It's no 4-9, but I found it worthwhile.

I'm cautiously optimistic and hoping FFXV is good (still not sold on the battle system, but maybe that's me being stubbornly old-fashioned) and I'm excited to give XIV:ARR a try.

From what I remember, you aren't really doing much that's complex with the baton, so it should be a nonissue really. And I'd imagine there's a chance that you'll be able to use either the stick or the touch screen.

I haven't played Journey or flOw yet (and I'm hating myself for it) so I'm not familiar with Wintory, but I agree about the other two. Rare worked with some of the best composers in the industry. I'm still amazed by the detail in the Banjo-Kazooie soundtrack.

I did a quick googling since I was doubting myself, and I may have been mistaken. There are no online passes for Wii U games as of yet, but I don't think Nintendo's issued a statement regarding them. It could just be a technical limitation of the eShop, or the install base might not be large enough for online passes…

Actually, I believe Nintendo has said that they aren't allowing online passes and the like. I've been lazy and haven't searched for a link, but I remember it aligned with my tinfoil hat and pointed to EA's alleged refusal to develop anything for Wii U.

I've played through hundreds of Picross puzzles and this is still likely a day one for me. I'd say I have a problem, but it's too good to be a problem.

Word has it that David Wise is back doing the music for the game. That alone makes me more excited for a new DKC than anything else Retro could have done, so if I have to wait another few years for them to go back to Metroid then it's worth it.

I think the problem with Superman Returns is that it's not good enough to be a great movie, but it's also not bad enough to be entertaining, like Fantastic Four is (though I admit having a bias for Julian McMahon hamming it up as Doom). It just is, eliciting only the reactions of "I'd love to be friends with Kevin…

I should care that tons of people will spin this to be a wonderful thing (or at least a gray area) that Valve's done, while if EA or Activision had done it this would just be another sign of their corporate greed and inhumanity...

Well it is a dog-eat-dog world out there.

Well at least it's a bit more accessible than this.

Runescape was always like that first girlfriend you have in middle school. She's not the one you want and you won't stay with her long, but she's willing to go out with you so you do it anyway.

As much as I adore Harmonix, I waited five years in the hopes of some Genesis and they have broken my heart every week since Rock Band came out.