he’s an ex-MI5 agent turned contract killer named Mark Faba,

I very rarely play these kind of mobile games, but I’ll be damned if I didn’t also get sucked into the Merge Dragons. I luckily never got to the point that I spent money (the way the camp chugged on my phone ultimately got me to stop), but the ads hooked me with the temptation of merging those ever-more sexy dragons.

Philadelphia, is that you?

I’ve been fine with everything until now, but I just got Bayonetta and the weight of the Switch really makes it less comfortable to play correctly. Stand get!

I was at the Sixers game last night and Michael B. Jordan was also there and I had HOPED to catch him after the game to yell “I DID NOT YIELD! AND AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM NOT DEAD!” like after the court had cleared but he was still there, y’know, imagine me standing there and the court is mostly empty except a few…

Judging by the pic in that tweet, we can confirm he’s no alien

I’m planning to go with him, luckily. Not that I’m some world traveler, but I wouldn’t trust my dad by himself on the broad street line, let alone another country.

And then the, ‘well, uh, my grandpa comes from *insert mispronounced town/Naples here*.” starts.

Here comes the hoagie man/’cause hoagie fest is here again/up in the sky, he’ll be here soon/floatin’ into town in his hoagie balloooooon

This is my subway stop. I possibly leaned against that pillar this morning.

Jason, was it a conscious decision to stop opening your Destiny stories with “Destiny, a game in which ____”style ledes? Or did it slowly fade out until one day you notice you haven’t written one like that—and didn’t even feel sad about it?

I had the PC port of that Beast Wars shooter...thing, and played countless hours of it. I couldn’t tell you what the hell was going on for one minute of that game minus dying whenever I went near energon.

Yo Mike, you’re a Conshy guy?!

I hated that he died, essentially, a failure. I hate that the movies I lived and breathed as a kid (and for decades after) meant nothing to the Star Wars galaxy.

Bet it’s a filly.

Bravely Default? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bravely_Default

and Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition aka The Best Thing Ever

If you don’t use the train enough for a TrailPass, you can buy ten packs of tickets from the stations with ticket booths, so you can stock up ahead of time.

Philly has plenty of good restaurants, and a lot of the more interesting ones aren’t in Center City. Check out East Passyunk Ave in South Philly (easily accessible by subway or a walking) for a ton of variety and some of the city’s best places. In five minutes, you can get Filipino, Japanese, French, Mexican,…

I did the same thing with the tips post*: halfway through, I wondered whether I really needed to know this; what was the worst that could happen if I wasted a day, sent the wrong gift, or didn’t plant my crops perfectly?