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If you’re wondering why the District of Colombia isn’t on that list, I’m pretty sure they change their driving laws every week and don’t tell anyone in order to maximize ticket revenue.

To be fair, I think the NoVA/MD/DC area has some of the worst driving in the nation. I am thankful that I had driving experience in Asia before living there, or I would have wrecked for sure, and the insanity prepared me for the next level of crazy in Africa.

A funny bit about your vision item: I passed the VA driving

In Maryland, it’s a traffic offense for the following: Having your high beams on when within 300 feet approaching a vehicle from the rear. Having your high beams on when within 500 feet of an approaching vehicle.

I find it absolutely amazing that all three American companies that build full size pickups can get away with designing their headlight heights intentionally high that it is guaranteed to blind anyone driving a conventional car. Then they add Xenon or LCD’s and no one can see shit except for mister highrider and

THIS! Every morning I get this on my way to work AHHHHH!

Where is it a ticketable offense to not dim high-beam headlights in traffic?

There is a dealership (not mentioning any names but it's a VW-Subaru dealer) in Tyson's Corner on Rt. 7 that is rumored to do the keys on the roof thing. I swear I'd speed dial 911 and say I was being held against my will and my car was stolen.

There were plenty of drunken Orioles’ fans yelling at the protesters, and not exactly using language that would get you a good SAT score, either.

Cuts both ways.

I wonder how long ago that buick story is from, that was actually a fairly common sales tactic way back in the day. Toss the keys on the roof.

Yannick, what are your thoughts on Tyler, The Creator? I just listened to a couple of his albums and am digging him

I wouldn’t say I was disappointed, but it definitely wasn’t as good as good kid maad city

<3 this song

dope

One of the most dynamic hip hop albums I’ve heard in years. Maybe since Common’s Electric Circus. This track kind of perked me up on my first playthrough like “oh, i think i might like this album”.

Kendrick Lamar spits hot FIYAAAAAA!

Great album!

This is my jam right here.

Hot fuzz at the level of Casablanca?

If I’m picking up the check, it was a date. And that goes for my guy friends as well, if I buy him a lobster he better fucking put out.

Kyle Wagner > Anti-christ>Leslie Horn