Something tells me that perhaps, just perhaps, this was a religious school.

Someday, when I grow up, I want to be this pretty.

I would love to see a picture of your hair from when you went there. I'm envisioning something like this:

I used to reply quite a bit in Jezebel, but this latest iteration of Kinja has been a troll fest. It's not even worth it anymore, so I rarely post. I'm probably not the only one.

I agree with you about the contaminants... doesn't really do much for the heebie jeebie factor though.

This is a thing for most of our food. Example, a food can be listed of 0 trans fats if there is less than 1g per serving. So there can be 0.9g of trans fats per serving and it still passes. Well that's all fine and dandy but what packaged product is just 1 serving? So a standard box of cereal has about 10…

oh, thank god, that said Hot Sauce. At first glance I thought it was Hot COFFEE. All I could think was, ewww... who the hell chases a burrito supreme with a freaking cup of hot coffee. They probably sell it. But it sounds gross.

Effie is in Mockingjay, she is just never in 13. She showed up towards the end of the book.

That's one of the big issues with surrogacy. Exactly how specific is that contract (does the law distinguish between a biological parent and donor?). And it's very hard to enforce most of those contracts because the vast majority of states have vague, at best, laws regarding the issue. All but 3 states (CA, NV,…

If the roles were reversed, this wouldn't be news worthy.

and it's only $99. But only if you pre-order. Hurry, otherwise it retails for $199.

Ah yes! I get bitched at constantly by friends/family who left me a message a week ago. When I protest that I never got any calls/messages and realize my phone has been on silent the entire time.

Well, I guess this makes it official. So long Margaret.

My sandpaper like legs combined with the most sensitive skin on earth, can only use the Venus Breeze, not even the regular venus works. All others rip my skin to shreds. I don't think they have a Breeze equivalent. It's the one with the Gel strips that are twice as big as the razor itself. I wish I could find…

I was with you, until the "Garnished with Sausage" part. Now I'm going to have weird dreams about Guy Fieri's sausage. Thanks.

Oh no! Please don't sell the Venus line of razors. The P&G coupon in combination with store bonus card point is the only reason I can afford the damn things in the first place. I NEED MY P&G COUPONS!!!

I once dated a hunter. I wasn't real big on it until he told me that he never kills anything at the top of the food chain. Basically, his philosophy was that it was irresponsible of him to hunt anything that would not have a natural predator (other than humans). Deer, antelope, etc all get hunted in nature, so he…

"This leads sex toy counterfeiters to substitute materials in their products with potentially unsafe chemicals like melamine, a chemical that is approved by the FDA for manufacturing purposes, but not for human consumption.

Actually, they sell them under the exact same names.

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