I went off birth control a while ago, but kept getting my prescriptions so I'd have them if/when I decided to go back on.

So let me get this straight, if this actually happens, then I, as a JennyMcarthian, can deny my employees vaccine coverage due to me believing it causes autism?

uhg, that sounds awful. Infection in oral surgery is so hard to control. Think of how much nasty bacteria is in a person's mouth. It can't be avoided with oral surgery. I can't even remember how many I had removed. I think I blocked the whole process out.

"Ugh, what is going on?"

That was my first thought too! I don't know about her acting chops, but she's pretty much got the persona down. Come to think of it, she may have modeled her professional career after Jem. It sure looks that way...

At first glance, I thought this was Lisa Bonet. She looks so much like her mama, it's scary!

Yay!! It can't come soon enough!

OOops, double post... so I'll find one more tampon gif to fill the void. (get it? GET IT?)

Also... somehow relevant

Next week: Nosegasms.

Icy Pops: you forgot to mention that the plastic tubes are made of razor blades and by the time you finish one you look a little bit like the Joker.

Ha! Walt sounds great! Reminds me of my grandfather. By the time he died he was an old man and had been to a fair amount of funerals. He came in one day after going to yet another wake, talking about how the line was wrapped around the block. He said, "I'm mean, if I gotta wait that damn long, the least a person…

Oh great. Now I'm the wrong kind of fat.

Haha... I totally get this one. Vladimir Putin on a Ritz Cracker.

Put..in.. butt. Well, that goes without saying. Where else would you put a butt plug?

Agreed. I am one of those "can't make it through the day without falling" people. I fall off my shoes on the regular, while I'm standing still. It's like my ankles conspire against me and just go, "nope!" and down I go. Constantly wearing heels doesn't help. I once broke my foot just stepping out of my car. I'm…

Ah yes, but a Jonas tongue back then was a pure as the morning snow is white. So nothing to fear there.

If you apply the transitive property of making out, whose tongue would you be more concerned about:

I remember reading something once about how inaccurate medical shows are, and that the only one on tv that was even remotely medically correct was "Scrubs"