You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

We’ll get it eventually I think (hope).

Oh yes! The undisputed best Pokemon generation, I cannot wait.

The Switch will probably be the home for Pokemon Gen 8, unless Nintendo decides to drop some surprise new dedicated handheld system. These assets already exist in optimized form for the 3DS, and creating the new assets they need to add for these alternate versions is a heck of a lot quicker than redoing everything at…

Hell, Black and White 1 came out after the 3DS was out! It took almost 3 years for the 3DS to get a full Pokemon game.

Probably because it would be stupid to split a generation over 2 systems? Black 2 and White 2 came out on DS after the 3DS was out

I was cringing the entire time I watched that speech.

Is he talking about Melee!!? If so he can eat a dick. They are not going to update a 15 year old game. Either play the newest one or get the fuck out.

A reminder that the Melee scene is hot garbage and needy as all get out.

which shows him grimacing with his face stained with tears. It’s all fun and games I guess until you get booked. (I bet those tears are delicious.)

Is this bitch crying in his mugshot??

This is a bad take.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

Will the sequel be “Cold Constructed to Fight”?

The game isn’t perfect, but damn, I’m looking forward to seeing just how BOTW will cause devs to change their typical approach to open world gaming. Just like Mario 64 was said to cause devs trying to make 3D platformers at the time to throw everything out and start over, the fact that BOTW has been so well recevied…

People here are acting like Nintendo shot someone’s dog. Several threads have already declared Nintendo dead, the switch a failure, and some commentators have even gone primal, removing all clothes, shunning civilised trappings and have retreated to the forest to build a crude effigy of the wii u to burn.