The grand jury isn’t on her payroll though.

She’s saying:

I read two pages of his bullshit (that's enough) and now I'm of the opinion that while his family may be dysfunctional, his need to put everything in public, not just his and his wife's decision to be non-monogamous, is part of the problem.

For once, I feel comfortable speaking on behalf of the entire state of Georgia, and I can say with confidence that the South does not prefer these two. Please stay away.

“I just prefer the South. It’s warmer, it’s nicer, people are friendlier.”

Thanks for the props, but we’d really rather you didn’t.

The kind that doesn't serve food at a wedding.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

A positive, uplifting story about an investor doing a good thing for an awesome kid working to help a worthy cause? What the hell is this doing on the internet - the black hole of happiness and joy?

Gee thanks. I just detached my eyes from their nerve ending, from eye rolling so hard.

I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".

I really think all the racial stereotype jokes come around, even Jane Krakowski Native American thing. I am a little uneasy about that particular plot line and I think they could have done without it, but they bring it back way later in the series and I think tie it together ok. I think the joke about the litter was…

After all, nothing's funnier than jokes about someone's long, distinguished career.

"Fedora industry pillar Matt Drudge" - damn I love you, MoGlo.

Sure it wasn't his time in prison?

Who really cares. Should people be forced to hire somebody they dont want to work with? We haven't reached a fascist dystopia quite yet

For every bigoted homophobe that says "I have lots of gay friends", there's a gay guy saying "So there's this homophobic asshole that I work with".

Emily Yoffe, in a nutshell

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

Ha, because locking up people for an attraction beyond their control in the way to go AMIRITE??

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?