Guys, just make your own hummus. It’s super easy, and way tastier.

Don’t forget that ‘gay’ used to be the best insult they had, but it stopped being an insult so they had to find something else!

Yo dawg, we heard you really like hell, so we put more hell in your hell in your hell

I know I for one feel safer when Jenny is on the block.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

I live here and have friends among the protesters... believe me when I say it was never intended to be a nonviolent demonstration. There were appreciable threats early yesterday afternoon and we were sent home from work. This is intended to be politically visible (#charlotteuprising is the protest hashtag) and of…

Which bottom?

Wrong city- this is Charlotte, North Carolina.

I will NEVER vote for a candidate so unreliable!

You know that buying a shit load of gift cards with a stolen CC is an extremely common scam, right? And that most stores have limits on how many can be purchased in one transaction?

Oh Jesus, every time something slightly unpleasant happens its because of race and not because shes a spoiled celebrity who was probably acting like an asshole.

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

I don’t have a fraction of this woman’s spirit. I watched that video and I’m still in awe of her.

is there another kind of mirror?

Except that it wouldn’t save that blind guy, because you know, video.

It was designed to be struck down. Now they can run their political campaigns with new stories of activist judges and thanks-Obummery.

Two songs? TWO songs? How about two CDs of MAGIC. How about every song was a MASTERPIECE. A sexual revolutionary AWAKENING. Girl Power, Brah, The Susan B Anthony’s of their TIME. How about THAT.

Blooper, starring Orrin Hatch.

“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.

Religions are cults given sufficient popularity and time; it’s like restaurants (90% of them fail in their first year).