WDeanis
WDeanis
WDeanis

Jack Donaghy would open-hand smack AlecBaldwin for wearing shorts outside his home.

I wonder what their justification was for keeping the schools like this. Like, were they *technically* open for integration but made difficult by the administration, so the populations went to the school that was closest, or did the school admins straight up say “blacks over here, whites over there”??

I think it’s more of a “you’re going to need this... All of it... And quickly so here’s a straw” kind of gesture. Thoughtful and kind, with a little jest.

That one is serious trash. Now she’s getting lit into by a 14 year old Disney star and my day is made:

I didn't know people still mailed their taxes...

As for now... What? You’ll keep accepting drinks you didn’t watch get made because morally nobody should have put anything in it? Good strategy, ignore dangerous situations because you’re on the high road. Rapists do not care. Protect yourself, you can’t always trust someone else to.

Last night was my first exposure to Kendrick and I was blown away. I’m not a fan of a lot of hip-hop but this was some fucking poetry! I love the styles and genres he incorporated, the tempos that got into a groove and then smashed to something entirely different, his imagery was— wow. Count me as a fan Mr. Lamar!

Please do! Here’s mine. She’s standing in the scene so it counts.

How about: “during the fun, everyone needs to remember to know your alcohol limits, use the buddy system, watch for unsafe situations and find an authority if necessary”? There, everyone safe and happy.

A protest of women in red-stained pants with a sign: “tampon tax- bleeding us dry”

I had a talk with my dad when I was around 13, but after that any reference to sex was treated with a strong dose of embarrassment and a quick subject change. I remember dad fumbling to change the radio the second he heard the lyrics “I smell sex and candy”. Very Hank Hill-ish. So when I was a sophomore in college, my

“I wear wacky socks with my work clothes to show I’m an individual, like Booth from Bones and those guys in Kappa house.”

And how many Little Rascals are under that coat?

Why is this woman so startled?

Seriously- what is it with wrestlers and touching each other’s buttholes?? There are scores and scores of pics online of wrestlers shoving their fingers in their opponents butts in the middle of matches. Wrestlers man... No boundaries

“I never wanted the presidency, I just wanted to shake up the political scene to get us back on track as a Great Country. You’re welcome, losers.”

A strap-on style fitting with a gun as the proxy cock, and a sarcastic salesman worthy of Southpark saying things like, “I dunno, I think you could go bigger honestly. Does it feel big enough to you?”

“Look, making them illegal doesn’t mean people who want them won’t just get them illegally.” -guns or abortions?

I like Dan Savage’s perspective on the reactions to trans people wanting to use their preferred bathrooms, like the decision on Houston’s HERO- the reason trans people can’t is because straight people are terrible. Trans folk can’t use the bathroom in which they would be most comfortable because straight folks would

Hold up, we’re being trolled right? He referred to a non-existent verse that talks about being the subject of envy, but accidentally referred to a verse in which the subject of envy is an “evil man” with destructive intent and mischievous lips. I feel like he should be referred to as “Donald Trump, from the creators