You mean the... Bey Watch?

Seth MacFarlane sang a version of Something Good on one of his albums. It's good!

I like to think I'm a creative guy that occasionally even "gets" art. But when I read articles like this and see the work some new-age artists produces, it makes me feel like Hank Hill.

How sad that someone would be so preoccupied with planning his next Reddit update while his life is changing drastically.

The one positive- they can't call me 5 times a week to solicit donations 🙌 They're so desperate for blood and constantly in "shortage" mode, until you tell them you're a homo.

slightly off topic, but... How do you pronounce Qingdao? My company has an office there and nobody can quite agree on how to say it (full disclosure- half of us are from SC, the other half from NC, so together we can't pronounce a LOT of words correctly). Is it pronounced ching-dao? And while we're at it, how do…

A ray of hope! I was babysitting at my sister's last week and the kids were watching TMNT that had a girl turtle. It was a newer version and looked vaguely drawn in anime style (I didn't hear her name either, so possibly not Venus), but she was definitely a girl ass-kicker.

my roommate's parakeet was named grandma, and we'd frequently hear "grandma get back in your fucking cage!" in an amazing Philly accent. That doesn't contribute to the convo, but you reminded me of some fun times.

I got the occasional judgey questions about what I planned to do for a "real job" whenI was bartending. One guy even went as far to say something like, "I could take care of you; you'd never have to serve again. Well, only in the bedroom" **SEXUAL WINKING** in case I missed the joke. I told him that between being…

A male strip club with all female management. I woud watch the tits out of that.

I wonder if people actually complained, or if they just used that as an excuse. Just wondering, is being asked to cover up that offensive? I would think the woman herself would want to have something over her boob. I'd have a much bigger problem with them asking her to leave the restaurant- that seems like a big…

After you bartend for a while that becomes second nature. At the last place I worked though, the manager (being concerned that we could miss actually charging for the drinks) told us to hit the register after every single drink we made. Efficiency took a nose-dive, patrons got tired of waiting, and the bartenders…

"Gay people don't try to concert peopl. That's Jehova's Witnesses you're thinking of." -Tina Fey, Bossypants.

infidelity (with either sex) is a lot easier to swallow (✋) than if he were to go on preaching as a hypocrite pointing out the world's flaws

Another option to this would have been to become more inclusive without making an announcement. If they truly thought this was the right thing to do, they could have done so without seeking attention or approval- believe that the gay community would find out regardless. I think a lot of us look forward to the day we…

This reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Tina Fey's Bossypants: "Is 30 Rock the most racist show on Television? No, in my opinion it’s NFL football. Why do they portray all those guys as murderers and rapists?"

My dad once told me, "Use your wit to amuse, not abuse". Amy's quote reminded me of that, I think I'll keep them both in the same brain pocket.