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“Torontonians clearly miss hockey season.”

In other words “let’s just wait until football season is over, ok guys”

I didn’t think I would ever grow to hate Russel Wilson, but now that he has revealed himself to be a human spam-bot, he’s made me reconsider.

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

2000 called and said get some new fucking jokes

The Ravens and Titans already know that Blind Side tackles are a bad idea.

The hottest of takes.

Nice job here. So you understand you were warned, clicked on it anyway, got grossed out, and decided to come to the comments section and complain that you were grossed out. Must be a slow day at the plant

Ronda was all out of bubblegum

Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or get knocked out by Ronda Rousey in 5 seconds?

I’m no great basketball mind, but to me, he looks like the most pivotal player on that team.

Future Deadspin writer