Typically the guys with the biggest smiles at Autox events by me drive either a Fiesta ST or Fiat 500 Abarth.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, let me put it to you this way: this weekend I went to record my 0-to-60 time. So I pressed “START” on my phone stopwatch, and I hammered the gas pedal, and the total time came to two minutes and 19 seconds, because that’s how long it took me to find my phone after it flew into the backseat…

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Misery Bay SCCA! Really fun place to autocross. LOUD.

Any salesman worth his salt knows that the VR6 has any amount of valves the customer wants it to have. Rookie mistake.

I’m looking for an 11 valve two stroke wankel Miata, anyone know where I can get one?

Windex and paper towels. Obviously spared no expense.

Buddy of mine’s 2001 Honda S2000 still had the factory suspension pucks as of about a month ago, they were never removed. He’s the silver car, second from the right (I’m far right):

A certain Gawker corporate staff (who doens’t wear pants) may have just the right vehicle for the job.

My wife would like her pants back.

I'd say this was the race that most disproved that there are no endurance races anymore. Most cars had at least one mechanical gremelin (WTR with fussy brakes, both ESM cars with electronics and steering troubles respectively, Corvette with a bad brake return spring). Both GT classes had the race winner decided by a…

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First: I absolutely love watching the local news in TX when there is a "Holy Shitballs Wintermageddontastrophy". I watched the Same poor girl in Austin this morning reporting that cars were driving slow over a bridge, and that a literally black fence had black ice on it, like 5 times. Couldn't stop watching. They…

Clear all the shit out of your garage and park your car in it. It will be warmer in the morning and you don't have to clear off the snow

Interestingly, the NHTSA has announced that they will not consider this idea because — and I am quoting regulatory documents here — it is "the single stupidest thing we have ever heard."

Stage TEN and lightweight windows.

"Kitten fart light". Best line of 2015.