Could always just...

You’ll never go back. It’s the best solution currently out there.

“died by suicide” has to be one of the sloppiest phrases I’ve heard in awhile. You commit suicide or you kill yourself. Suicide is a motive, not a method.

About fucking time. This is a good thing don’t get me wrong, but do not praise Valve or Gaben or whatever other dumb cultist meme shit some people spew. This is nothing to praise, this should have been the fucking standard YEARS ago.

You know, now I want a burger topped with good sausage. Or just...sausage on a bun.

I had a feeling he’s nice too. I think he’s going through some bizarre midlife crisis right now. I’d always wondered what eccentric men going through a midlife crisis would look like. I mean they’ve done weird crap their whole life. How weirder can it get? Now I know. (You’ll get through this, Johnny! I have faith in…

Kanye is the Antichrist.

It’s alright. Square is just going to cheekily acknowledge that the FF7 announcement last year was a mis-step, then start up a video.

I don’t care if it was an announcement of an announcement, that made me laugh. Reggie is 1 of the best things to happen for Nintendo.

Grand prize confirmed.

Why 3DS? I was hoping to play this on PlayStation.

Why not make PS3/PS4 ports available on the PSN?

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

This SHOULD have won! *boggles*

If I see a spider large enough that it requires an Xbox One to kill, I am nuking the house from sapce.

Time for a Maximum Overdrive mod!

I feel like I'm being dragged back into my mothets crazy cycle right noe. But she is so damn helpless I feel like I can't just abandon her to the mess she's made. Anyway this feels on point.