*clicks on it at work*

When asked for comment, Lynch naturally refused, but eventually offered that
"yeah, 15 yards sounds about right."

Ugh, this American exceptionalism is really getting out of hand. That Earth's not even to scale.

OK Adam I watched your uncut video. For what you were doing on the FDR, I would just look to pull your license. For what you did on the West Side Highway, I would look to see you in jail for at least 6 months. There are places all over this video that you are moving over 100MPH, on the upper West Side Highway, well…

Australia, its like Indiana but a country.

next shop contest: corsair's logo

I've always hated tramp stamps and am usually 100% against them, but at this point in time it'd be funny if someone got this as a tramp stamp.

I understand why people would feel like they couldn't talk about this. If we're being honest about feelings here, I honestly felt no sympathy for the women above. To be honest, I saved all my sympathy for their children.

I'm surprised no one was trying to stop it. I mean, it's a giant inflatable, and it looks deceptively soft and safe. Instead everyone is simply scrambling to get out of the way. I'd probably jump in front of it and see what happened.

I actually like this comic better as just the first two panels, really dark. Was a little disappointed it gets so goofy with the 2nd two.

I think the comic could even drop the last two panels and still be hilarious!

Chickens and cows have been the only meat-giving animals in Minecraft for a long time now, and, in one of the most welcome changes included in the game's latest big patch, they are now joined by sheep.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

I'm a US Soldier, and I think MrBighead needs to chill the fuck out. I know plenty of soldiers who have no trigger discipline, and I definitely know more soldiers than all of you combined. So calm down, home. Greaterdivinity was making a joke.

If it helps, I'm military, and I found it chuckle worthy. We make fun of ourselves all the time. I mean hell, just between branches we have all sorts of nicknames for each other. (We tend to poke fun at the Puddle Pirates.... I mean Coast Guard the most though....lol).

She has better trigger discipline than many folks I've seen in law enforcement or the military. Yay her and/or/or not whoever instructed her!

No, no, this is the reason why we're doomed:

I don’t want to see the Olympics at all

It's simply there to question the mechanic of 'save 5 X from y' in MMOs. You save 5 slaves, but on the way out you see 20 more, but can't be bothered to save them. I get what the joke is getting at, the beating and rape are just hyperbolic statements to paint the suffering of those you leave behind for no other reason…