Thanks for this, Mike. Like others have said, it’s great to see your name here again, but I wish it was under any other circumstance.

So you are sort of saying, “Simplify, and add lightness”?

Davey was my best and only friend from k-6th grade and really gave credence to the final words in the movie Stand By Me, “I never had any friends later on like I had when I was 12.” Rather, I am 43 now and I still have never found a friend quite like him later in life. Sadly I will never get to tell him face to face…

Alternative name: Tel Afib

How do you think I practiced for this...

“Much like the way a speed camera works, these devices will allow us to generate a fortune in revenue without having to actually pay police to stop someone being anti social. in fact,hopefully people will ignore the first fine and we can double it. Or fine them again and again without doing anything to actually fix…

I cannot get over the last quote about many historians not denying that there was a foreign agent at the plant. That is just an awesome way to look at it and I, for my part, will be taking that with other historical events as well.

Holy shit.

CHP: We are closing the highway to the danger zone.

Nothing about NPOCP suggests it needs to be just cars and trucks. I hope Rob starts picking furniture listings just to make you angry.

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I’m gonna hate this new Defender, aren’t I? Another expensive over-polished stone trading on its spent rugged reputation.

We are literally on the edge of losing our right to abortions. Many people already have. Do everything you can to vote all Republicans out of office or you are complicit.

Neither Celebitchy nor the Sun are reliable sources to put it mildly. Both Harry and William inherited Diana’s privately owned jewelry and Meghan has been seen wearing various iconic pieces of that collection so she already has some impressive jewelry at hand that she can wear without the Queen’s consent. She was…

I knowI know this is morbid but mymom has a hospice social worker and all I want to do is buy an old Victorian Mansion in Maine and fill it with terminally ill dogs that I can just give lots of steak to and to keep very very comfortable. I don’t particularly want terminally-ill dogs, but I just feel like since they…

I know what you’re thinking, but what I do is, I write out these comments long hand, then mail them to my brother in Santa Fe and he posts them for me (thanks, Josh!). The tricky part is thinking far enough ahead to anticipate the articles and these little back and forth exchanges. Sometimes I totally whiff and end up…

Personally I don’t trust computers and I never use them. 

They don’t in the UK. Announcing a destination in advance is considered rude in England.

Jalopnik is both amused and confused by this comment.

You can’t blame Lewis for this. Every British person knows that if a piece of dirt never had a Union Jack on it, it must be unexplored.