“Two weeks from now this network is FUCKED.” —John Oliver, two weeks ago

The real benefit of eating lunch at 11 am is that it makes the whole process much more efficient and faster. If I go to lunch and get there at 11 or shortly thereafter, there’s no lunch traffic to fight on the drive, there’s no line to be seated, there’s no delay in getting my soda/food/bill, then there’s not much…

As someone who is routinely the first person in the office to go to lunch at 10:30, I endorse this article. Why 10:30, it’s when the lunch places around here open and I’m starving. I’m also back usually around 11:15, and then everyone else leaves at noon like clockwork and I get an hour of quiet time in the office.

Counterpoint: Get The Fuck Away From Me, I’m Trying To Work

Yes, you are technically correct. However, there is debate on weather dogs are really carnivores or omnivores due to their diet in the wild consisting mainly of meat.  I guess what I meant was this. How many wolves, coyotes, and foxes do you think are out there eating many plants? You ever look at a dog’s teeth? …

Not only NO but HELL NO! If you want a vegetarian dog you should instead get different pet.

If you need to force your personal beliefs on animals (that have been eating meat for thousands of years) do the pets of the world a favor and keep on walking when you pass the pet store.

I got to ask what the benefit is for the dog is in this type of situation. I understand that there are people that have moral issues with consuming meat but it seems like the risk/reward for a dog doesn’t make a lot of sense. It’s up to a dog owner to make sure their pet is healthy and happy first before making any…

No, dogs are carnivores, not vegetarians.

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Yeah... you missed it. The guy is worried about being falsely accused of sexual assault. He worries that he’ll have normal, completely consensual sex without doing a single thing wrong and then later be accused of rape. So he’s trying to protect himself by proving that the other party agreed to sex.

Unfortunately,…

From beyond the grave, a ghostly George Carlin speaks to us: “The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.” 

“You are witnessing the single greatest WITCH HUNT in American political history...”

It’s sad to think Newt has nothing better to do. Doesn’t he have a wife, who’s dying of cancer, he has to serve divorce papers on, or something?

Do...do you not breathe the same air other people do all day?

If the pending regulations follow the criteria of the existing electronics ban, this is what travelers should expect: a ban on laptop computers, tablets, cameras, portable DVD players, electronic gaming units and electronics larger than cellphones into the cabins of an aircraft.

I just spent 10 months bouncing around Europe with just carry on luggage, including a small backpack crammed with all the electronics I need to run my transcription business from the road, including my laptop. Am I glad I just barely missed this current window of insanity. My entire life is on my electronic devices.…

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Yup, this is why i love Android!

Yup, this is why i love Android!