jaime lannister gets hotter by the episode and it is very sexually confusing for me

I don’t know if this will help or hurt, but he was in a very bad German film where he played a dumb dude ... oh, it doesn’t even matter. Here he is stripping naked and writhing, with some nice bum shots:

why do i feel like he tried to cancel Ultra?

How much coverage do you need? I’ve been in love with Maybelline’s BB Cream for quite some time now!

I’ve mentioned before… but Sonia Kashuk is great - espEcially their foundation. They aren’t pink or orangey. Nicely priced, cruelty-free, and at your local Target.

Ooooh margaritas are one of the few liquor-based drinks I actually like. I do want to cut back on the weekdays, but I do think it’s kind of weird that in America we’re really obsessed with what day it is when we drink (i.e. drinking on the weekdays is a no-no to some people, but if it’s Friday or Saturday you’re free…

Our Easter Basset at 8 weeks and 9 pounds. We love her so much!

I am so fucking depressed. I wish I had something new to report but I don’t. My leg break/immobility/long road to recovery just has me feeling so down I don’t even know what to do. To top it off I got into a huge fight with my parents today (they insisted I stay with them after my surgery until I could walk again, and…

I do think that we need to talk about alcohol differently in this country - I don’t think it’s a problem at all to have 1-2 drinks a night. I mean, I probably wouldn’t do two jagerbombs or Long Island Iced Teas a day (or ever), but sometimes I feel hella judged if I let slip that I have 1, 2, or occasionally 3 beers…

I am SO excited to write my first social post!!! OK- I JUST moved in with my boyfriend... like 4 hours ago, and he is out with my brother buying booze to hang out and I am SO happy. But also terrified. But mostly fucking elated... I feel so loved by so many people at the moment that I feel like I should share that…

Hey dudes! Whatcha been up to?

THIS IS A PSYCHOTIC RULE THAT MEANS NOTHING.

This is my lip balm routine. One of these is with me all the time. It works. I had lips like that. Mostly I use the baby lips because you can get different colors and its glossy. It's a good way to ease into lip colors too if that's not your thing.

Here is my rule for dressing and styling for age: If the tee says something like "#wokeuplikethis or "Paris is always a good idea" then leave it hanging in Forever 21. This is the only freaking rule.

I work in the government in public drinking water department for my state and I can tell you that water from the tap is NOT recycled sewer water. Where I live, water from the tap is either groundwater, like from the water table in the earth, or surface water, which is from reservoirs, lakes, streams, creeks and the…

the water out of the sink is the same water they filter shit and toilet paper out of before dumping chlorine in it and calling it good. Sink water, unless you have a well, is recycled shit water with everyone's pissed out pharmaceuticals. I can't get past knowing that. BUT, I reuse the containers I use for reverse…

My almost-4-year-old niece came over twice in the week that March's Ipsy bags arrived (I have a 17 year old daughter who also gets Ipsy).. The first time it was my kid's bag she saw and said "Ooooh I REALLY like that bag". A few days later she was in my room and kept eyeballing the bag, before she finally said "Can I…

PREACH.

ipsy is really great at sending me massively unflattering nyx lip products. A few months ago I got a light nude lip butter that made me look anemic. This past month I got a dark berry purple. I think it would look good on someone with a darker skin tone but I'm pale as fuck so I just look like I've been drinking a…

Doctor... a fucking Doctor. I mean for Gods sake both my parents were ministers and they still saw the need to teach sex ed. How a Doctor can't I don't know.