But my big 4x4 is so delicate...

At what speed can I hit a speed bump while driving and live?

Isn't all of this stuff useless without boots on the ground? :P

Right now it's easy to tell how we're going to fight this next Middle East war, simply because we've become so proficient at fighting them, in various forms, over the past decade. What's less clear is whether or not we actually will go to war, with President Obama pushing for it, House Republicans saying they'll vote…

You forgot one little weapon that, based on my prior naval service, is sitting not too far away from Syria.

I guess innocent people being killed is worth your "beautiful" weaponry?

Spiegal got two COTD in one day?

[Hears For Sweden ferociously typing witty comments]

Jupiter's airport security is worse than the TSA. Congrats on COTD/TOTD

The Volkswagen Beetle (Type 1) was conceived by Hitler and utilized a horizontal four so I'm not reaching toooo far haha

ah yes. the classic nazi symbol of the opposed piston

You Dithering Harlot is a terrific band name.

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

I'm imagining something similar to the giant electronics store TV wall, filled with looping images of women in a state of undress. Must be weird.

Who wears a bra with pajamas?

Right!? I walk around every day under a constant barrage of unwanted mental images of every woman I've ever seen in a state of undress. I can't even drive a car because all I see is women in states of undress. It is a living nightmare.

Here we are three years later and Top Gear USA is still running strong! Remember when they said it was a bad ripoff and would never last?

They were wrong. The producers learned from their mistakes. And now we have an entertaining show that's better than 98% of what is on T.V. today.

Yes.

A 135is has 6 cylinders, a GT-R has 6 cylinders. Therefore a 135is is a GT-R

#9 reminds me of a story I heard from a friend. He claimed he knew a guy who was driving his 1000+HP coal burner out to Bonneville for some fun with his kid. A little Acura rice burner pulled up next to him with his windows down, music blasting, and reved his fart can muffler. Kid looked up to his dad and said... "are…