The many NFL players who use those statements to describe playing a game for money are just as wrong as you are.

Yeah... millionaire pro sports athletes and highly trained soldiers who get paid dick for putting their lives on the line for their country aren’t exactly the same thing, smart guy.

I guess it’s true, liberals really have lost all sense of humor.

So basically every white woman in America should just go ahead and be outright racists, since you’ve already got a convenient pigeonhole to put each of them in their place.

Yeah, because that’s something every “Becky” keeps at the forefront of her mental Rolodex...the day Kanye’s fucking mama died.

So you don’t have the courage of your convictions. Got it.

Simply thinking that makes you as awful a person as him. Congrats.

Yep, because black human beings have done nothing wrong to other human beings since the beginning of civilization. The cult of victimhood that exists here is absolutely astonishing.

Nazis came to that rally armed and looking for a fight.

Doesn’t bother me a bit, I just don’t need to fucking hear all about it. It’s classier to leave what happens behind closed doors between the involved parties.

We were unable to envision that a country that touts itself as a champion of liberty and justice would fight the bloodiest war in its history to keep a race of people in shackles.

Coming in low is part of every textbook approach. It’s just something you have to do...when you land.

Seriously. The Jezzies must really be hurting for feminist “news” today if this is what made the cut.

As a former owner of an ‘03 Accord Coupe V6 and current owner of a ‘11 Accord Coupe V6, you nailed it with this post. I was looking forward to Honda’s next version of this car, but I guess I’ll be disappointed.

Won’t someone please think of the children?

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Apparently you’ve tried spanking it with cold cuts. Thanks for owning it.

Funny, because I always tell people that’s one of the most romantic movies of all time.

It’s not just you. It’s an incredibly lame tactic, not to mention tacky.

Did you just wake up from a 30-year hibernation in a cave?