BWAAAAAAHHHNNNNN

The Mothman is back! Quick, get a sequal on it pronto. Should we use Richard Gere again?

Well, the Bible doesn't explicitly say that Jesus WASN'T an Owl.

Wow... Us americans have NO taste in movies.

You could have summed it all up:

A WILD STEREOTYPE APPEARS

Wow, that's so awful that they put that third option there.

It's like a stake-crossbow, but for hipsters, instead of vampires.

In the redneck world, this guy is a king.

Or, we could just transition into talking like those aliens from Mass Effect.

First birthday since it started having birthdays

You can, you just have to use google voice

It's timestamped location-specific wiggling. You can "bump" someone 40 ft away, as long as you get your timing down.

Haven't you seen Blade Runner? the only people who get these are police and drunk detectives.

It's less of a flying car that we think of, and more of a portable airplane. That sounds trite, but there's a huge difference.

Or if you reuse the same boxes over and over. Then you can just put everything in the box, and change the QR code.

Is there a tool similar to PDF text online that's actually around? The link goes to a splash for Docuharvest, which is in the yet-to-exist zone

I'll use this as an excuse for having a bad KDR on League of Legends.

Why is this bad? I would rather this than a rather bland, random space opera prequel that has little to do with the Alien universe as a whole... but the ship is named Prometheus. Or worse, the main character's nickname is Prometheus.

I'm still baffled that one-handed dvorak hasn't caught on, especially on touchscreens. Speed & consistancy, but not optomized for thumbs. Then again, neither is Swype.