If by "like a dickhead" you mean "I'm a dickhead because I'm the only one who doesn't use this". I've gotten 2 of these before I stopped buying them. Friends, family and roommates keep stealing them. Because they're awesome.

I have had several people who contact me when trying to setup a router on an dynamic IPs. Evidently setup wizards are notroious for deciding it's a Static IP address, even though it's never happened to me setting up routers on Brighthouse or Comcast. Is there an easy way to walk through that while on the phone?

Either way, you're kickin'

No, LulzSec, clearly you should continue going after increasingly higher-profile targets, showing that "hey if 6 people can do this for fun..." and then get arrested when one of you inevitably slips up and the hero (White, with short hair, a square jaw and a dark past) can make it all go away, then dissolve to…

Not only that, but that guy in the back kinda looks like a cardboard cutout

Color me curious but what are the Battleships for now? I get Aircraft carriers, I get frigates, submarines and transports. But who are we battling with battleships? Is there a real reason for us to have these multi-million dollar holes in the water, other than "we have people to crew them"? Slap those experimental…

So was mine.

Perhaps they were filling positions on the xth floor of a building without an elevator.

You got to take the house, before the house takes you.

Your car is your living room. It's right there in the title.

I perfer carrying my flash drive elsewhere.

Lightwedges create much less reflective light bouncing around the bedroom.

I was going here to post the same thing. They are awesome. I got one for my wife, then my mother and sister immediately wanted one.

You're already living out of your car.

She signed up for facebook 2 months ago.

I think the best twists are the ones that only thereabouts of 5 people know before the production is released. For example, the reveal in Empire Strikes Back, where even the actors didn't know what words were being spoken during filming.

A monetary system that selftracks?

I'm sorry, but the world isn't balanced around the top 5% (unless your world is vanilla Azeroth). You HAVE to balance things and plan ahead using the lowest common denominator. Because not everyone uses Hex, or understands hash SHA or 2 way encryption. Sure, there's a reason IT people are secretly enjoying LulzSec's…

quantity vs quality, or more specifically, raw quantity vs quantity you're likely to care about & consume.

"don't sell it, gazelle it!"