Was he looking for some sort of hook or novelty to stand out from all the other white male comedians that are afforded the most opportunities anyway? I don’t see why he would say this in the first place other than that he finds himself so fundamentally uninteresting that he had to fabricate a story to appear…

same, i’m very busy

[Not with her eye]

They are out there. I married one. They do exist. 13 yrs so far and we are still in love. Don't give up. Don't settle.

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Never a massive sinkhole into a hellmouth when you need one.

I’m having a pepperoni Hot Pocket for lunch, and I was sing-songing the name in a Jim Gaffigan voice while it rotated in the microwave.

I sent them this:

I’ve entered the stage where my mom and dad’s siblings are starting to die. I've known these people all my life and it's hard to say goodbye.

You went from “But he marched with MLK” to “ugh, black folks, why even bother” in two sentences. Impressive.

“ I’m also pretty sure as a thirty-eight year-old white guy, I can’t possibly understand all the angles from which your viewpoint is informed, so in general I try to just read with an open mind.”

Yet, somehow Wilson feels that Brown’s alleged theft of cigarillos from a corner store (as cited in the Justice Department’s report) made Brown a “bad guy”

Yups. The fact that the only nom was for Taraji sounds exactly right.

Mo’Nique was asked to comment, in light of Lee Daniels saying that she was “blackballed” in Hollywood. Cuz SHE just got an Emmy nod, but he didn’t.

That’s what you get for being an Ashanti fan in 2015.

ARE YOU THE DEVIL?

Fuck off with this Caucasian mush trash

Dismissed, blocked, and flagged for hate speech.