Snow is nature's sweatpants:

Equal time for the otherwise inclined:

That Bourdain pic is giving me...feelings. Intense feelings that I hope never wane.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kevin Kline. When I was four I saw Pirates of Penzance and told my parents I was going to marry him one day.

He was first in my spank bank when I was 12 and he was about 30 — Officer and a Gentleman. He stood up to Lou Gossett Jr. (another spankable older gentleman) and that night I found my clitty for the first time. Damn.

I want Jon Stewart and Mike Rowe to be on this list so badly. Alas, a few more years...

I would do utterly filthy things to Anthony Bourdain. Even more so if he'd cook me breakfast the next morning.

George Clooney is meh but you just know Bourdain is fantastic in bed.

DAT SUIT. Damn.

I gotta include George Clooney (52). If you're 20, he's old. I also gotta mention Anthony Bourdain (57) who gets hot points for having good taste.

Can we count Henry Rollins? He's only in his 50s, but he's been gray for years.

C'mon no Viggo??..

Have you seen Harry Belafonte? He is 86. 86. Let that sink in.

Set phasers to: SMOLDER!

With Sutherland, it is that twinkle in his eye and that voice. That voice is like buttah. He has lost the sqeaky quality he had when he was young, and retained that rich, full depth that sounds like fine leather feels. Soft and warm, yet a little on the wild side.

What no love for Remington Steele?

mandy patinkin

Richard Gere. I know he's generally well-recognized, but look at this face:

Rich white teenager gets drunk and kills four people = probation

What is not in this article is that the Dearborn Heights PO tried to cover this up by initially reporting that her body was dumped, then that she was shot in the back of the head. If not for her parent's insistence, and local residents, this would have just been another "justifiable" homicide.