Yup. I loved those books too.

YES! I forgot about Scruples! I got intro'd to it the exact same way. And I LOVED it! I just bought a copy for my Nook as soon as I saw the pic on the post. I remember reading Scruples and Scruples Two back to back one summer in my pre-teens that I like to call my Summer of Trash. I read Jackie Collins, Jacqueline…

1. Hearted

I really didn't have any real exposure to her until reading a post that she put up after Whitney Houston died. It was about the things that addicts do to avoid killing themselves prematurely but ultimately fail at. I don't have much to say about her privilege or whatever but that story gave me insight in to addiction…

It really is. Whenever I see pics of RiRi at home I want to hope on a plane and hit my childhood haunts.

Hey Rielle! I'm just spitballing here, but maybe Elizabeth Edwards was salty because you were FUCKING HER HUSBAND while she was DYING OF CANCER. Hunter is the patron saint of stupid birds who live in denial.

Cosign on RiRi. She's also from Barbados and I sorta have to love her since that's where my Mom is from and it's also where I spent all my summers as a kid. And furthermore, she calls her Granny Grangran like every Bajan does. Looking at that pic made me miss my Grangran in a serious way.

Me too. She's awesome.

Word. I might do some Hunger Games shit for it.

Samantha Irby! Yaaaaaassssss! Awesome and hilarious all rolled up into one.

Here's a Third married woman voting for Obama. Also, show of hands? Have you or anyone you know actually been polled for anything? I call bullshit.

YES! That line kills me. So simple but it slays me every single time.

I wish I could heart you again.

Front Street and Blast Avenue. LOVE. Consider this line stolen.

The one girl (Aaliyah) I have is a handful by herself. I know she'll poop on everything if I brought in another cat. She's a real diva like that. As for nicknames she goes by Fur-Face, Fur Pants, Fur Monkey, Monkey Face, Monkoo & Monksie.

Hearted. Just on GP.

Yep. I'll take it. So far I want everything she's worn in the preview and I want even more to be her BFF.

Ah so it's Michelle as the Emasculating Black Bitch then? *yawn* And Oprah as some sort of influence hungry groupie? Bitch please times a million. Klein needs to get the entire fuck out of here.

I said "Ice. Cold." Sorta like a snowball. Heh.

Word. I was like who is she talking to like that? Talk about out of pocket.