Oh, Harry. As Queen Mary said to Prince Edward on season 1 of The Crown, “No one wants to hear from a ‘private individual’.”

Exactly. Like the legitimate USC alumni and students should have been in a major uproar okay the Varsity Blues scandal.

I think it’s time renamed “The Dunning-Kruger Effect” to “The Trump-Kushner Effect”.

“My father was a marine who fought to protect the laws and government of this country. That is why I demand the right to break those laws and defy that government.”

This is a good list, but how about Elizabeth Woodville, a gorgeous commoner who managed to bag Edward IV? Or Isabella, who had her husband (Edward II) assassinated? Or Margaret of Anjou, one of the inspirations for the character of Cersei Lannister? And finally, Camilla Parker Bowles, the former mistress who played…

Excellent call on Margaret Beaufort. She would also see herself as the matriarch of the group, a Kris Jenner-type. It would be a lot of, “You know, I made the Tudors. They were just a bunch of Welsh nobodies before me.”

Fantastic list! And whole heartedly support the presence of Empress Mathilda. However, I think Elizabeth I is just a little too reserved to make a good housewife, she keeps her cards very close to her chest (but maybe she could balance that out with some Erika Jane-esque style and flamboyance?) I would replace her…

I am baffled by people wearing couture sitting on a public bathroom floor. I wouldn’t sit on a public bathroom floor in my 5 year old, worn out Old Navy jeans. These folks are hotboxing a public restroom with cigarettes and sitting on the damn floor is clothing that cost thousands of dollars. What the actual fuck.

If the dude is on vacation, there’s a 95% chance he’s trying to fuck you and there’s an additional 50% chance he may roofie your drink.

I would not fare well in that environment. Assuming there is a roofie incoming sounds horrible! I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

Especially because they're not. 

Oh yay. Cramped selfies and photos of people sitting on a *BATHROOM FLOOR* in couture gowns that cost more than I make in a year or two, chugging away at their cigarettes in the hot box’d bathroom, blissfully unaware that the rented garments will have to be cleaned by a low wage worker quietly resigned to get the…

It’s the hideous gowns and abbatoir’s worth of visible chest bones that make it a Met Ball.

How timely that we would be looking at snapshots and selfies of imbeciles sucking cigarettes in an enclosed, windowless room while people are dying of suffocation in a pandemic. Who says irony is dead?

We’ve really gotta stop treating these people like deities. 

I’ll never understand how these two became heroic figures. They want to be rich and famous but unencumbered by...formal public service. They want rapt positive attention from the media but expect to be shielded from negative tabloid attention. In fact, they champion the free press up to the point that it…

Okay, but celebrity “positivity” is a bunch of transparent PR bullshit, and I do not feel disarmed. I feel more enraged so I’m probably the wrong audience.

Oh my dad was president of the passive aggressive club in his neighborhood.

There’s even that awkward space between “slur” and “is” which just indicates that she was on the phone with Chico’s customer service while tweeting.

I think establishing any brand was always going to be high risk for them. People get mad when you say it but it is true. These two have contributed to the drama as much as the rest of the BRF. What they were going to changed dramatically between their first info dump and today, much of that started before the pandemic…