Middle school was actually worse than high school, although high school was not a walk in the park either. I just wish I realized earlier that all I had to do was be more assertive and not take any guff from anyone (it helps that I'm almost six feet tall and very athletic) - I could have saved myself a lot of grief.

Obviously there are more important things going on in the world, but the whole Beyonce lip-syncing brouhaha bothered me because, even though she obviously is talented, it is representative of a culture in which most music has devolved into completely manufactured and autotuned shit. It just seems like between all of…

Also, he's gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.

Win!

I'm with you. She has been given every chance to clean up her act, and it seems like she doesn't give a rat's ass. Worse, she seems to feel she's entitled to leniency. I think it's time the judge really throws the book at her.

I hope the judge throws Lohan in jail for the full sentence. Not only does she appear to be a self-absorbed, entitled asshole who deserves to be punished, this way we won't have to hear about her for a long while.

Are you taking BarBri? If you are, as long as you go to the classes and do all the assignments and practice tests, you'll pass. If you go to an ABA-accredited law school, it is in fact very likely that you will pass. The failure rate in NY, for example, is higher because there are so many foreign students and students…

That is pretty hilarious. I mean, you don't have to say you're sorry because it's not like you owe this girl anything, but if you want to see her again you might try apologizing. The thing is, any rational girl knows that when she starts seeing a guy, he might be seeing/banging someone else (and vice versa), but it's…

You do have a right to be upset, because he should have just told you from the get-go that he wouldn't be coming instead of hemming and hawing. You should just calmly bring it up with him when he gets there tomorrow and try not to be accusatory so that he can't accuse you of being irrational. If he has a good…

Sheryl Crow really dodged a bullet, eh?

I was all about Princess Aurora as a child. "Sleeping Beauty" was my favorite Disney movie (and now "Beauty and the Beast" is right up there with it). But I also loved to climb trees and play sports with the boys in my neighborhood. I'm now a lawyer with a great hubby-to-be who treats me as an equal partner. Honestly,…

I'm sure they put Aurora in pink to distinguish her from Cinderella, but the funny thing is, if you watch "Cinderella", her dress is not a true blue - it's more of an ice color, whereas Aurora's is a deep blue. Also, Cinderella never struck me as a true blonde in the movie - her hair was more of a light honey brown…

MAKE IT PINK! ;)

The funny thing is, I have watched Cinderella many times, and I would not classify her dress in the movie as straight-up blue - it's more of a silvery blue or ice blue than Aurora's dress color. I also never viewed Cinderella as a true blonde - in the film, her hair seemed to be a light honey brown color. Oh, well.

Have you seen pictures of Megan Fox before all the plastic surgery she's had done? Because she was pretty, but by no means stunning.

My God, these people need to get over themselves. They also need to teach their special little snowflakes that you can't win everything and that, unless you're a Michael Phelps or Missy Franklin type, there is almost always someone out there who is better than you are at your activity of choice. Ugh.

He's the kid from "Terminator 2" and "American History X".

Move out and rent your own place. You're 33, gainfully employed and you should not have to put up with this crap. The solution is really rather simple here.

I'm with you, and I'm a 31-year-old woman.

I know you really want for this relationship to work, but he clearly does not have your best interests in mind. The fact that he would text her on Christmas Day when he knows that she has been harassing you is beyond the pale, and tells you everything about him that you need to know. What he should be doing is telling…