Watch a lot of TV. And try to make some French friends and, when with them, speak only in French. No matter how hard it is, you will find your skills improving.

Anybody else sick of Taylor Swift? All of her songs seem to be about people she's dated in the past and frankly, it's getting kind of old. She comes off so desperate as well. She really needs to grow up. Additionally, what on earth is she doing with a kid who's not even out of the schoolroom? Crashing weddings and…

I can't deal with Taylor Swift. She comes off so desperate, it hurts.

Ah, Michael K. Williams, that's sad, but no matter what, Omar will always be one of my favorite TV characters ever.

My guess is that the stripper didn't actually whip his balls out and put them directly into Isla Fisher's mouth - he probably just simulated the act of tea-bagging while leaving his panties on.

That is really awful, and I am glad you made it out of there before he could physically harm you.

Preach, MooCow.

My fiance and I are well off (but I, like you, have student loans). He usually pays for dinner, but I often will spring for drinks afterward, or for brunch or dessert, etc. For trips, we usually split the costs, and if he pays for dinner one night, I'll pay for breakfast the next day, and so forth. It sounds like you…

I'm going to reiterate what everyone else has told you and say that you should end it. That is outrageous behavior and should put up a big red flag. I hate to say it, but I would not be surprised if he is hooking up with her. The good thing is that this is a long distance thing, so you won't have to see him. End it,…

Well, it's certainly kind of insensitive. It's not that any and every guy you ever hooked up with is off limits to her, particularly guys who were just flings, but it does show a lack of caring for you that she would do it right in front of your face just because she craves attention from men. It's kind of shitty,…

She's a spoiled, entitled asshole. I hope she gets the help she so clearly needs, but I don't feel at all sympathetic over the loss of her career. People have been canned from their jobs for far less. All she's shown in the past few years is an ability to blame anyone and anything except her own behavior for her…

She seems like a douche.

Nope.

Lindsay Lohan is a complete mess and I'm tired of hearing about her bullshit. She keeps getting second chances and has shown no true desire to figure her shit out and get herself back on track. She has excuses for everything and nothing is ever her fault. I'm over this fool.

Except that Canadians are technically Americans too, as Canada is part of North America ;)

He may no longer be a sex symbol, but have you ever seen him in "Last of the Mohicans"? ::fans self::

Because she was a white woman! Greek Macedonians are caucasian. At most, she would have had an olive complexion - the Ptolemaic dynasty had a habit of intermarrying and were also xenophobic - there was little chance of them mingling with the local population. If they ever went out of the family, it was very likely…

This crap again? Once and for all, Cleopatra was an Egyptian of Greek-Macedonian descent, people. She was a member of the Ptolemaic dynasty, descended from Ptolemy, who was one of Alexander the Great's generals. When Alexander died, Ptolemy and three other high-ranking Macedonians split the empire and Ptolemy got…

Exactly. The baby boomers got everyone into this mess - they suck, big time.

I've heard that they are best friends and roommates at the Olympic Village, actually.