On the plus side, it looks like much of the French media is slamming DSK for his "apology", characterizing it as contrived and insincere: [www.reuters.com]

I dunno, I've seen several pictures of him lately where he not only is ripping off the Depp's hairstyle and facial scruffiness, etc., but also his sartorial choices. I don't think it's a coincidence.

Sure, the UN does lots of great stuff, particularly in the area of humanitarian relief, but Ari Schwartz makes a valid point when he says that nobody is going to punish Cheney. The UN certainly doesn't have the power to do so, especially considering that the U.S. is one of the veto powers, and, if I remember…

Is it me, or is John Mayer actively trying to mimic Johnny Depp's look? What is it with celebrities these days and trying to rip off old Hollywood (or, in the case of actors like Megan Fox, slightly older Hollywood)? If I see another Marilyn Monroe-inspired photo shoot, I'm gonna toss my cookies - the only person who…

That girl is just asking for a beat-down - what a hot mess. Someday, Lohan is going to cross the wrong person and that person is going to kick Lohan's ass, with good cause.

There's a chance, but it's not as great as the chance of your child coming out with brown eyes. If I remember my studies of genetics correctly, it's a 1 in 4 chance.

Excellent.

You know, I had that same thought and was going to construct the comment as him receiving, but it just doesn't play the same way with "dinner party", you know?

Guys, guys, I think Silvio is telling the truth here. I'm sure that by "dinner parties", he meant performing oral sex on random assorted women.

That color is lavender (my favorite color for a rose, incidentally - I adore sterling roses), and no amount of screaming "it's blue!" from the rooftops can make it otherwise.

She, on the other hand, does one thing (i.e., parenting children) and, from what I can see, is an utter failure at it.

I actually think his new movie "Moneyball" is getting good reviews. I've never been his biggest fan, but I saw the trailer for the film and want to see it.

That would be utterly brilliant.

My guess is that he was cheating on the girlfriend and got busted.

You know, I am tempted to make fun of Journey, but I ain't gonna lie, "Don't Stop Believin'" is one of my three go-to choices for a song to rock out to at the end of a fun night out at the bar. The others are Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me" and Joan Jett's "I Love Rock n' Roll". Yes, I am a true 80s child -…

Oh, I agree. What I meant to say in my original comment is that there's a difference between encouraging your kid to stand up for him/herself should the need arise and egging the child on during a fight or actively beating up a child yourself.

Is it me, or does Tareq Salahi's nose look slightly bigger in this photo? Anyone?

Yep, it is. Awful, eh?

I came very close to weeping when I saw that item.

Just no. My dad always told me to protect myself if I was being threatened and, if it came down to it, to throw a really good first punch, but there's a difference between telling your kid to stand up for him/herself should the need arise to egging your kid on during a fight and then actively beating up another child…