His self-congratulations for giving his buddy $10k was classless I thought. 

Bought this for my son for xmas. I’ve never played. What’s the purpose of those percentages above characters names? 

Cooke was such a shitbag...

Would have been worth it for the trade off of average life expectancy of 32.

Ancient Greece is really best known for all the sex. I bet it smelled terrible.

Getting my son a switch for xmas. He really want smash brothers. I have no idea how to play it, but I think I’ll get it for him anyway. I’m concerned it’s got too much going on for me to follow it. Especially if there are a bunch of characters at one time. Any advice for a newbie? 

Could you imagine having voted for this guy? Ouch.

Can someone tell me where those two films fit into everything? 

The brain damage this dude must have....

Yep. The level grinding is starting to piss me off. I’m playing through project stream, so I only have like a month left to beat the game. Sadly, that doesn’t seem like enough time because I find myself taking on stupid quests to get to the levels to beat the main story and cult stuff. 

So in other words, spend less on retro pie. Gotcha

That back light bar...is....tragic...

Where are my switch bundle deals?!?! I finally want to buy one and of course there are no deals...

Where are my switch bundle deals?!?! I finally want to buy one and of course there are no deals...

The combat in TR is light years ahead of Uncharted.

That can’t be. I have it on good authority that only people in the south suck at driving in the snow and ice. This must be that Fake News I keep hearing about.

So is Ancient Greece. 

He was hilarious in The Dictator.

This will be ok. But that line of “you’re the most human person I’ve met” or whatever that dumbass said, is cringy stupid.

This is easily your best non-insane blog yet. Unfortunately, none of this will ever happen.

This is not the experience I see at all. Granted I’m not a teacher, but I have two kids in elementary school. The work they are required to do and the things they are required to know is way more than when I was in elementary school. Hell, I didn’t even go to kindergarten for a full day when I was that age. Nor did I…