These articles should never lead off with “max value” - it’s worthless ESPN-style clickbait since none of these contracts will ever see that amount paid out. By far the most important part of a contract is the guaranteed money, and is really how contracts should be compared.

Both times Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl, his QB hit was above 13 percent, including once (15.9 percent) under the current CBA.

Nah he’s fine

“When you say, ‘Wow, this sounds like quackery,’ there’s a lot of things that I see on a daily basis in Western medicine that I think, ‘Wow, why would they ever do that? That is crazy. That doesn’t work’... you guys may think I’m full of crap, but I’m the proof, what you see on the field.” He added, “I’m the best…

I’d comment on this story, but I don’t want to give up my power.

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

“DAMN.”

“How did this not come up?!”

Holy shit, what a return to form. “7-eleven dumpster in the sky.” / “So I can nuke America.” / The Cedar Falls intro with Selina throwing her phone and yelling “NO!” was great. I missed these terrible people something fierce.

I am now totally convinced that Julia Louis-Dreyfus has a portrait of herself in an attic that is decomposing in real time while she remains near immortal in her appearance, comic timing, energy and delivery.

How about the Firehouse scene....My God....LMAO

The revelation that Jonah married his stepsister and nobody realized had me in tears.

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

But with all 16 felony charges the “Empire” star was facing dropped and his record expunged, prayerfully this will be the last we hear about this.

I actually just finished a Splinter post about how much I hate this woman, and her intense hate for people that aren’t rich like her. The abject greed that someone like her engages in disgusts me to no end; there is never enough money, there is never a case where she can let well enough alone.

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

Oh man, Greg! He wasn’t my roommate but showed up periodically for our infrequent D&D nights. He collected a bunch of parking tickets and complained about them to us, and we said to just pay the tickets, it’ll be fine.

My college roommate one year did the following things: