Authorities just released a photo of the two guys William H. Macy met with to start this process:

The ensemble looks like a composite of a Colombian drug lord above the waist and a Soundcloud rapper on the bottom.

Does Zidane really want to butt his head into this?

[smartass comment about understandable walton typo that has been fixed by an update]

Instead, he signed controversial and limited journeymen JaVale McGee, Michael Beasley and Lance Stephenson.

It’s not that Bergeron didn’t want the employee to tell their story, it’s that she was paying him 50 cents for 2,000 words of it.

You made all of this up, didn't you?

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

Yes, it was diagnosis by exclusion. It certainly could be TOS, but it could also be YIPS. That was not excluded.

It’s not the exact same condition, but I have issues with compressed nerves and some days (fairly rarely, but still) my neck range of motion is best described as “Michael Keaton in Batman costume.”

Normal shoulder. Find a new slant.

No, there wasn’t really any solid info against drafting Fultz #1 overall. He wasn’t an unquestionable stone-cold lock to go #1 overall like Zion or AD, but Fultz was firmly in the top-tier of prospects in the draft and there weren’t major health or emotional red flags warning people that his career might fall to…

Hinkie already predicted you would type exactly this. He is hinkniscient.

It’s pretty stunning how badly Colangelo fucked over the Sixers franchise.

If you found 100 people who don’t follow baseball at all and asked them to choose if this photo was of a professional athlete who has earned more than $250 million in his career or a NY Department of Sanitation employee headed to a game in his Yankees hat and jersey, how many would choose the former?

Just read about this in the Delco Times. Good story there.

Makes no sense for anyone expect Lebron to care anymore. The coach is gonna get fired, the young players are gonna get traded, the older players are not gonna be resigned. Lebron should just say fuck it and try to break Wilts 100 point record.

Tomorrow Skip Bayless is going to activate his full power.  His eyes are going to light up, and he’s going to destroy the set of Undisputed in a burst of nuclear rage.

13 year deal? This is such a dumb plan. So, in 2032, the Phillies plan to pay $15million to a 39 year old Harper, after the west coast gets washed out to sea in 2025 and the entire country is in the rubble of nuclear fallout?
Great plan, geniuses! 

Bruce Hooper better hustle to first base is all I’m gonna say!