Dončić ... drove past Oubre for a one-legged fadeaway shot.

Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

That gif smells like hair gel and roofies.

“Sean McVay is Unavailable.”

You were so obsessed with the shoes you missed that, at no point is underwear mentioned.  I’m not saying Spielman is freeballing on game day, but I’m also not not saying that. 

Saban also considered the possibility of faking a regular play but kicking a field goal. 

Maybe Coach Walton just can’t relate to what it was like for Lonzo to grow up with a dad constantly spouting nonsense for public consumption.

We’re so dead.

Nothing new for Nance - he called this guy “Mr. Whip”

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Theory: It is impossible for a Pats fan to write more than 5 words about the Pats without coming across as completely insufferable. Hey, so sorry because of a run of unprecedented success you have to deal with some people who don’t like the team the same way you do. Must be really fucking difficult!

I can relate to this as a Miami Heat fan. When LeBron left I was actually a little relieved. I’m not a smart man, but it felt like getting back to normal.

Hey, you’ve stuck with your team through everything and have been rewarded with 2 decades of dominance. That’s respectable and good for you. You don't jump on and off the bandwagon of your team. As far as I'm concerned, the team moving is really the best (and one of the only) reasons to jump ship.  

Number 23 going 100% to try and chase down the return man probably didn’t appreciate the lack of effort.

He started as a quarterback, but couldn't handle the Blitz.

Poles are known for being stationary. 

I enjoy seeing him all over the field, but it’s not super surprising that a Mormon QB named Taysom is position-polygamous.

which was bullshit because one of his players *clearly* bumps into the ref. 

I’m kind of surprised Nagy didn’t get tossed after that. I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a coach so pissed and at one point he had his play sheet over his mouth while still screaming at the ref. Then he pointed at the official who fell over and told him “this is on you.”