I always appreciate a good, long at bat like that. Very exciting to watch Trout in his prime.

How would her paper’s HR department have the power to discipline someone who didn’t work for her paper?

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Holy shit, this analysis is amazing. Deadspin - hats off you to for sorting through all of this and displaying it in an easy to read way. I just wish the root of all this was something to actually give a fuck about and not some PSI in a football from a one-sided playoff game (PSI aside, the Colts folded and got…

The one-hour exception is a major one. It’s worth taking a quick look at the schedule to determine whether you could benefit from volunteering to switch to a flight that you may otherwise be bumped to without compensation.

I disagree. I believe this is a situation where a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. You will not get that great benefit for involuntary bumping when the airlines, as usual gets enough people to volunteer and, if you are not one of those volunteers, you will end up with nothing. It just depends upon how flexible…

I pictured this exact thing. Some guy in an Eagles jersey kicking the robot for no reason.

It’s no season 1, but since the mid season firefight I think they have done a solid job of making me interested in the Caspere case. The dialog is complete lunacy though; like something someone who took a community college philosophy class and really liked the chapter about Nietzsche would write. They need to dial the…

NOT ALL PANDAS LIKE POPCORN

But the article made a statement about all men. Why, in your brain, is it a somehow invalid or pathetic response to criticise a blanket statement?

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

Who would have guessed that the girl we described, was just exactly what Ben’s penis prescribed? Now Jen Garner found her disgusting - she let her go! And now Ben’s on top of her thrusting - His rep says ‘no!’ She’s the lady in bed, next to Ben Affleck: the man of her dreeeeeeams.

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

“A native New Englander”

He is pretty good at the podcasting thing. #1 podcast on iTunes isn’t something to sneeze at. I’m not the type to watch video podcasts, but I have a couple of friends who will use their streaming devices to watch podcasts instead of watching regular TV. If a fraction of Bill’s podcast subscribers watch his podcast on…

“What if we do a reboot of White Shadow? And since it’s HBO we can show lockerroom dong.”

So do we have to wait a couple hours before three Deadspin thinkpieces about how this new show is 1) gonna suck, 2)be awesome, 3) we’re all making too much of a big deal about it?

Little did you know, the author of this post is hacking your computer right now!!!!

Excellent article. It reminds me of the uproar last year when Jennifer Lawrence DARED to tastefully go nude for a Vanity Fair cover story following the release of her stolen photos on Reddit. Soooo many male commenters couldn’t understand how she could speak out against the invasive nature of the hacked pictures and…

“Hackers Threaten to Expose 40 Million Cheating AshleyMadison Users”