The irony of this post is amazing.

Patton Oswalt agrees with you! Have you seen his idea for Unbreakable sequels?

I think The Dark Knight is way too high here, and I didn’t hate X-Men: The Last Stand as much as everyone else does, but this is a pretty solid list. I LOVE that you included the ‘60s Batman movie...the shark repellant spray in the BatBelt has been a long standing joke in my family.

I’ve seen this type of racist behavior be typical of people in Houston. They always hide when there’s a Cuban at the door.

I’m shocked the guy with a mohawk, tank top, and hipster glasses didn’t try to step in.

God, I can’t wait to see Joel Embiid play in these jerseys in six years.

There’s nothing more American than cloaking failure in patriotism.

He beat Houston Alexander, who beat Keith Jardine, who beat Chuck Liddell. Therefore, through the transative property, Kimbo is a UFC hall of famer.

I watched an OTL w/ Royce Gracie a while back. It was interesting bc He says he can’t watch UFC anymore bc it’s a bastardize version of what he created, which was no holds bar who’s the best fighter. He stated it has now become who’s the best at taking advantage of what the rules are. Funny thing is Ken would have…

I went to UFC 4 in Tulsa in 1994. Honestly, it was one of the worst of the early UFCs, but still pretty intense. Severn, Gracie, Keith Hackney (the Nebraska cop who punched the sumo wrestler in the head so hard and so many times, he broke his hand), and Roy Van Clief !! (Who is now 72 years old - holy crap!)

Nice article. I’ve followed MMA since UFC 1, so this fight is bittersweet for me. I too think it’s going to end badly for Ken. His only hope is being fast enough to avoid Kimbo’s punches, to take Kimbo down and to submit him. I just don’t see any way he can pull that off. He’s going to get clipped either darting in or…

Not to diminish the contributions of your colleagues at Deadspin, but I’m always impressed by the quality of your work Greg, keep up the good work. (I especially enjoyed the Jason Whitlock pieces, I get a tingly feeling in my toes with that shitbag gets what’s coming).

Early UFC was so great. Watching not MMA trained athletes, but karate vs wrestling, ju jitsu versus big brawler (like Tank Abbot) or hybrid wrestlers-strikers like Shamrock was awesome.

You will be hearing from Bob Sapp’s attorneys!

I thought his new lawyer was Deleterious M. Alfeasance.

Michael Oher Says The Blind Side Was Bad For His Career

Sorry, Clinton, you had your chance to watch ESPN’s 30 for 30 like the rest of the world. You had an opportunity to never work again and never care for anything financial. Something you didn’t have in college or a youngster. Nobody feels bad for you. Move along.

Not to mention all that money he spent on wigs.

Actually, Jeremy Clarkson killed it when he couldn’t conduct himself like a professional in the workplace.