Not even Slim Pickens would ride a nuke the size of which Amaro has brought down on the Phils.

Whoa dude. Don't forget about Meth. That shit is delicious. And also deadly. But mostly delicious.

"I'm not the first person to say this, but the state of Kentucky has pretty generally throughout history been mocked; people look down on Kentucky," says Jones. "The thing this state has always prided itself on is we do one thing better than you, and that's basketball. We do it better than you."

Anyone but Amaro. Can't believe he is coming back in 2015

This is gold.

Here's said handler screaming "NO MEANS NO!" at ESPN Deportes reporter John Sutcliffe, and to be fair "No" in English does indeed mean "No" in Spanish.

To Romo's credit, it was courteous of him to physically collapse in October instead of figuratively collapsing in December as per usual.

76ers GM: We were hoping you might be interested in trading us Bo Outlaw.

"Was searching for Outlaw, saw that photo... hey, honest mistake." —George Zimmerman

I see now why the owners voted against banning tanking: If you outlaw tanking, only tankers will have outlaws.

"Many anthems go wrong when the singer tries to get creative."

He's fulfilling her Catholic schoolboy fetish.

If you ask a Canadian, they'll tell you that everything in Canada is always -40 degrees.

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

No, because I've used both and Bose are WAY better than Beats.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

I don't watch baseball much, just a little during the playoffs, so the question I need to ask is, what's the deal with all the facial hair? When did the fucking hipsters take over baseball?

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

Huh, he's a black socks fan.