Jesus, how many stories about bulging addicts can Gawker get out of that plane ticket to Toronto?

Child, plea!

After conferring with Matt, we made the judgment that the photos were newsworthy. We also understand that it is a sensitive and ongoing situation, and thus we decided to simply link to the photos rather than outright displaying them.

Number 1 there was ABSOLUTELY No reason to have the car that high off the ground. second the proper way to have controlled the vehicle would have been with tag lines keeping the workers well away from the danger. The lack of safety protocol is frankly disheartening. Sad to hear a worker needlessly lost his life.

I don't think I've ever sat and watched this race when focused on it and not cried a little. It's so beyond remarkable. And I think there's something added to the emotion because it's a horse and so there's that disconnect of you just know that he has no idea how remarkable what he's doing is.

Her?

Let's be honest, if it was really like Heroin, it would be a lot harder to kick.

The second video clearly shows that the incident was triggered by a woman hitting the ship with a bottle — I hope they find her.

Scale model works. O.K., Lets go full size for the next test.

Stuff like this is fun to watch too.

Some of these jobs seem awfully suspect to me.

Give this vendor a break.

I'm sure Rick would be thrilled to read these kind words about his column. If only he had included a return address when he mailed it in.

[tries to high five Jay-Z]

A dear, dear friend of mine lost her middle son last year when he was 6 months old. She put him to bed for a nap, went to wake him up and he was dead. He was perfectly fine before and then just...gone. He was 3 weeks older than my youngest child and I don't think I cried harder at anything. When people say it's like a…

The one problem I have with the concept of this film is the necessity of two pilots per machine... i feel the relationship between the pilots is going to be forced to be relevant to the plot and it is going to feel completely awkward. I guess they didn't want to have one pilot per machine because well one man in an…

Nos. 3 and 4 are the most pervasive and most infuriating. The insecurity among parents — and in my experience it's typically older parents (first around 35-40) — is astounding. Fellow preschool parents nearly shit bricks when we told them we were going public for kindergarten.

11. The Self-Absorbed Asshole who is Completely Unaware of their Surroundings Parent

You should've added an honorary number 11: People who think they're parents because they have pets. Fuck those people.