Correction: Laugh at me all you want.

While no one likes to be laughed at, sign me up for his life.

Seriously. What is up with dolphins being mammals? They live in the water!!

While I don’t advocate kicking horses or abusing any animals, that horse would have barely felt that kick. You ever see two horses fighting? They’re fucking savage. She’s still an entitled prima donna but she wasn’t going to hurt the horse.

Dude. Reese Hopkins is on fire since he got called up. I like our chances next year.

I believe the term is “douchenozzle”.

When Kirk was asked if he liked that, he said he did not like that.

Wow, Novak was hitting almost every ball either down the middle, right back to Theim, or very short — very few of the sharp angles to which we are accustomed. Whether it’s mental or physical, there’s something wrong with him. His former coach Boris Becker agrees:

Yep, every time a guy leapt onto another’s shoulders I would patiently wait for some sort of penalty (or fight), but no — they were allowed to keep going! And the shooty fingers by the refs always had me howling. Good times.

The NFL is 70% black. Josh Gordon is one of a very small number of people who can’t stay off drugs enough to pass drug tests. Another one is Johnny Manziel. It’s just addiction, plain and simple. I’m all for pot being legal, but rules is rules. Last, we don’t know it’s strictly limited to pot.

Thankfully the asst coach looks just like the type of guy to behave like this so I can show his picture to my daughters as a prime example of who to avoid in life.

While Bouchard grunts a little, it’s nothing compared to the full-on sexual ecstasy scream of Sharapova, and anything that silences that is necessarily a good thing.

Who won the contest for having the dearest, most supreme and beloved leader of all of North Korea?

Adults like this are simply the worst. They get off on abuse knowing that the victims are too young, naive or scared to say anything, and will instead live potentially their whole lives in doubt over their own judgment. This doubt will creep into every intimate encounter they have and likely affect their lives in…

Near a rock jetty.

I think I understand your main point. Let me see if I got it right: Bill Frist — fuck him. How was that?

The only way Magic doesn’t succeed is if the Lakers don’t win at least 50 games a season, make deep runs into the playoffs, maybe steal a championship or two and draft promising players while managing a sensible free agency campaign that complements existing players with an eye to the future.

I have a non-AMG C Class and can tell you the COMAND system is actually pretty intuitive after a couple of hours. Contrast this with BMW’s which I’ve never gotten used to (in various friends’ and relatives’ cars). The screen is less of an issue when using the car than it looks from pictures. Anyway, I’m not a Merc…

This is shocking to me. Newsweek is still publishing?

I’m in my 40s.