VivaEvolucion
VivaEvolucion
VivaEvolucion

I heard Brady also switched his car insurance to GEICO last month.

That was when they ruled the world.

With a raspberry beret on my head.

You’re right. It made no sense.

If a shiver of perturbation runs down your spine when you first click play, as you wonder to yourself if a movie portraying the life of the most famous Brazilian in world history, set and shot in his native Brazil, and starring Brazilians in most of the prominent roles, keep on going, for the worst is yet to come.

I’m a 10-time, 7-division, world UFC champion and can say definitively that McGregor would fuck my shit up.

Ironically, Maxwell rarely involves his shoulder while playing.

I know I’ll never forget them.

Yeah, heaven forbid they played against type at all.

Jezebel should do a long form piece getting her side of the story. Talking to family and friends who describe her as a sweet girl who liked dogs and drawing pictures. Then introduce the possibility of some low-level drug abuse which may have exacerbated her slight mental issues. At least 12,000 words.

We have our answer.

Yes! My god. No one cares outside of a small group of people who complain about everything not squarely within their worldview. I watched the whole performance, and maybe I was deadened by gluttony, but I wasn’t threatened once. I thought the dancing was pretty good though.

That first cover highlights Liefield’s inability to draw hands. For god’s sake he even has one character keep his hands in his sleeves.

That’s like in the Top 3 of all-time things Simmons has tried over and over again. It’s so crazy it makes the time Kelly joined a cult on “90210" pale in comparison.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

The best thing would have been if you took one of those killed Germans, put a Santa hat on him, and wrote “Now I have a machine gun. Ho! Ho! Ho!” just to toy with the head German.

Yeah, a company party at the Union League — amazing the company went bankrupt! I go there once in a while for business and am always slack-jawed at the membership of that place. I’m a WASP myself, but I can’t hold a candle to those guys.

Brah, I was there at that game. It’s like from 2011 or something. Me and Luke go way back.

This only encourages Eli to keep throwing shitty balls his way.