If a shiver of perturbation runs down your spine when you first click play, as you wonder to yourself if a movie portraying the life of the most famous Brazilian in world history, set and shot in his native Brazil, and starring Brazilians in most of the prominent roles, keep on going, for the worst is yet to come.

I’m a 10-time, 7-division, world UFC champion and can say definitively that McGregor would fuck my shit up.

Ironically, Maxwell rarely involves his shoulder while playing.

I know I’ll never forget them.

Jezebel should do a long form piece getting her side of the story. Talking to family and friends who describe her as a sweet girl who liked dogs and drawing pictures. Then introduce the possibility of some low-level drug abuse which may have exacerbated her slight mental issues. At least 12,000 words.

We have our answer.

Yes! My god. No one cares outside of a small group of people who complain about everything not squarely within their worldview. I watched the whole performance, and maybe I was deadened by gluttony, but I wasn’t threatened once. I thought the dancing was pretty good though.

That’s like in the Top 3 of all-time things Simmons has tried over and over again. It’s so crazy it makes the time Kelly joined a cult on “90210" pale in comparison.

IF YOU HAVE A PARTIALLY TORN LCL, COACHES MAY MAKE YOU PLAY.

The best thing would have been if you took one of those killed Germans, put a Santa hat on him, and wrote “Now I have a machine gun. Ho! Ho! Ho!” just to toy with the head German.

Yeah, a company party at the Union League — amazing the company went bankrupt! I go there once in a while for business and am always slack-jawed at the membership of that place. I’m a WASP myself, but I can’t hold a candle to those guys.

Brah, I was there at that game. It’s like from 2011 or something. Me and Luke go way back.

This only encourages Eli to keep throwing shitty balls his way.

No no. Hinkie only collects 2nd rounders.

Per the M-B website the exhaust is only fake for diesel engines:

Yep, perfect description!

That fight scene is always so stressful to watch. It’s also a little silly, but definitely supports the theme of perspective being all-important in Rashomon.

Yeah, the mini-successes we have in tournament upsets primes us to think we are better than we really are. In one game, every side has a chance. Over the course of a few years however, the better teams win out. We are not one of those better teams yet.

Remind me to stay on your good side. ;)

In an alumni game.