Ugh, Hoge and his high collars, huge knots and insistence on the three-button suit. You know he spends at least 30 seconds staring in the mirror each day telling himself "Nailed it!"

80s design was in response to the oil prices, inflation and the sudden flocking to the Japanese hatchbacks. Detroit had to scramble to catch up. Imagine going from the giant Lincolns to a Festiva in just a few years. Years of R&D was thrown out the window in the chase for economic gas-sippers. So you rush and push…

Get some PED testing on that one immediately!

Yes, but ... The comparison to the prior year's is rather stark. You could say she had an off (key) night, but overall, for a professional DIVA, more is expected.

Oh, you think losing is your ally. But you merely adopted tanking; we were born in it, moulded by it. We didn't see the light until Noel was already a man, by then it was nothing to us but BLINDING!

Tannehill will give you decent numbers pretty consistently. Sanchez is boom or butt-fumble. We Eagles fans have whiplash from jumping on and off his bandwagon already.

I only brought the sample once (the poor nurse who has to deal with that cup). The first time I ran into my pastor there. I decided God was telling me I was okay.

When mine was done, the doc cauterized an area that wasn't fully numbed. My doc was decidedly not a comedian, but when he felt me tense up he quipped: "Hot, huh?" Gaahhhh! The smell was not very high on my list of concerns.

Has it come to this?

"The Phillies Way" by Ruin Tomorrow or "How I Stopped Worrying About the Salary Cap, the Farm System, My Reputation, the Fans, Common Sense, Competitiveness and Learned to Love Seeing My Name in Print."

Incorrect. They really like this guy Sal A. Reecap. I keep hearing about him.

I am sure the police confiscated the large amount of cash in his video and then sued said sum of money under the crazy civil forfeiture laws as all police departments due. I highly doubt there was any double standard applied to this owner of a professional sports team.

Yep. Almost one for every season he's played. Almost.

Jones: "Is he what we had hoped for at this point when we drafted him with the sixth pick, gave up a pick to go up to the sixth pick to get him? No."

"Everybody in the 413 do 21 flaming Bacardi shots just like me!"

And Peter King apologizes in the most non-apologetic way possible: http://mmqb.si.com/2014/09/09/rog…

You mean the man who has always championed womens' rights, having been brought up by a household of strong women and has many women as friends? That Stephen A.?

"Ray Rice's left fist accepts her apology and wishes to move on from the whole, provoked yet unsettling incident."

It's a good question. All the major outlets are beholden to the League so don't look for them to break the stories. I am amazed at the intellectual ignorance most of the big organizations had toward what the video actually showed. The party line seemed to be that she "provoked" Rice in some manner which made it…

PK simply cannot give up the access he has to the NFL and its owners, administrators and players. In order to get the quotes he gets, he has to look the other way and take what they say at face value. Think of it this way, is it more important for him (and SI) to break troubling news about the NFL or to have him in…