I dont think 99.9% of people reading this site, including and especially the guy who wrote the comment, understand a percentage of a fraction of the technology and engineering that goes into developing a 1.6L power unit that makes over 900 horsepower in an extremely lightweight package that can last multiple races.…

Yes, No, No, Beancounters.

I also vibrate like crazy with mechanical stimulus

I drive an Alfa. My service advisor comes to my dinner parties.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

Let me know if you need a place to stay soon lol.

Every time I waste money on something that could have been used to feed or clothe my family, I’m just getting up in my wife’s face and saying “Hashtag disruption!”

#Disruption

Got me.  I guess people just don’t like my cracks about concrete or something.

Short a tension span, then?

“Good Tires”, Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, “But certainly not great tires.”

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

Great news, I’ll be rushing out to buy a MkVII pretty quickly, then. VW + Less technology + 7-year warranty > VW + More technology + 3-year warranty.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

A car sitting in a garage makes 0 horsepower.

SAE J2807 in the U.S.

So they spent hundreds of hours documenting and customizing this Frankenstein; Showing what a labor of love this was and how it a massive undertaking....but then they ho-hum the leaks? Sorry Crackie, but ur pipe goes empty at that price today!