So... slim pickins on the dinner table that night I take it?

You just jinxed it. Divorce imminent.

His condo full of stoney could not save him from his 1325 Hyundai Pony BC.

I'm much more of a Mike fan but Joel sums it up perfectly.

This should help.

Willem Da'Oface

You say nightmare, I say he's sooooo dreamy.

Did someone say Kerry Washington?

I bet he ran the Indiana Jones BBS.

Thanks for clearing that up. I really liked him in Doctor Who and hope he gets more screen time as Canton Everett Delaware III.

I've been navigating it just fine using Mosaic 3.0.

So it's news in the future from the past?

I'm looking forward to running my own site soon, getthefuckoverit.com and its sister site, moveonwithyourlife.com.

Maybe he's full... of other baby chicks.

BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Although it's a bit late to suggest it, you can probably change the FOV to something that would suit you better. If you can make it through this video, there's a lot of great examples of extreme FOV from Quake.

"Mama, it 100 degwees outshide."

The section on the Babel Fish alone is enough to destroy a small planet.

I'm a little concerned that all of these people appear to be in a high school when it's clear they shouldn't be. Aren't there laws against this? I'm almost positive the guy at 1:20 is on a list of some type.

I'm assuming eating this stuff will give you the Reds...