Zoobley Zoo is to date one of the creepiest shows to ever grace children's television and gave rise to the Furry.

"Hobbies? Have you seen Silence of the Lamb?"

This would make for a good punk song. My Unemployed Ex-Boyfriend.

So you're saying I could quit my job right now and there are women who would still want to date me and even keep me around? I have a hard enough time with a job to even fathom this new development.

Great comment, I'm surprised more people don't realize she's just being who she is or at least wanting to put a perspective of something different out there. As a guy, I find her to be very attractive for her nonchalant attitude.

Whoops.

Unfortunately for the GOP, the TSA is still more popular in public opinion polls.

Oxford is just trying to keep up with Urban.

"and especially of any female public figure"

I can't be the only one who was hoping they would toss him into a volcano.

That would present a problem as I am a foot man.

I'm a lot easier when it comes to the women I choose.

We are all looking [okay not all] for the "perfect" person but perfect in the sense that they fit who we are as a person. If it works for these two people, who cares? I don't have to deal with them.

Gulp.

Did you get a dose of Santorum?

At least we know how to capitalize words in Texas.

I believe the spawn child is named Blue North or Box Blue or Green Ivy Apple. I can't remember.

It's tricky.

"Customers have been complaining"

Home Alone 2 taught me it was okay to walk to up vagrants covered in animal feces and give them a big hug.