It's a simple case of backtracing.

I tried using an electric razor on my balls once. Skin got caught in the blades, there was blood everywhere.

Nice kicks.

You've obviously never been to a country bar in Florida.

You've not seen sad brownie until you've had a Hungryman Dinner.

You're free to tell us what was on your mind.

Thanks for the education. I also learned that Nina Hartley does not age. She is the Stacey Dash of the porn industry.

I imagine hard hats not being very comfortable but they are mandatory in construction zones.

I don't really know what the statistics are, I've seen defenders of no condom usage rattle off about how it's just as unsafe for porn workers as it is regular people like us... so why use a condom? Couple of things bother me about that statement aside from being unable to produce real statistics given the industry is…

Why, what kind of pigeon are you?

Tegan and Sarah were both on Doctor Who.

You can see it online if you're so inclined.

I don't think she's cut out for SA.

This song is on Coconut level.

Can you imagine a film about a couple of accountants falling in-love? F-that.

Don't worry, you can find some of them on Amazon.

I hope Mr. Brown finds an older man who can set him straight too.

Is that being translated or is she speaking better English than I speak Russian?

"Grandpa didn't think it would be such a good idea for women to feel empowered on your birthday son, so instead he came up with this alternative. He seems to be enjoying himself."

I recently deleted my local news feed, I couldn't handle the comments any longer. Every time I'd read an article, even on the most benign of stories, bigots or creepers would be in full effect.