LOOK AGAIN!

And... here's a chart, with Chairman None.

You could say they both had short lives.

If you're going to be covered in Santorum, wouldn't the shower be the best place?

Immediate cringe relief.

Houston is badass. Austin is pretty much just a version of our Montrose. Maybe I was a little hasty in all of Texas, we can leave out Dallas.

Texas in general. Those prices are INSANE.

Holy shit. Black people really do pick Luigi!

Has she made good on that promise? I'd rather like to see that.

Eau de Smurfette.

"What are those?"

His "Thank you for being our token white guy" medal is in the mail.

I actually ran across a woman like this on OKC. This is her story.

So I was on my second high-school at the time this happened. I'd always been a dreg in public school from start to finish but this new school was different. Kids seemed to like me. Why? I was different, I was cool... I had green hair formed into horns like Adrian from No Doubt!

It's not a very big thing but it is a thing.

Found him.

It's amazing what SyFy can accomplish when they hire good actors and throw some money into a project.

Let me get out my handy translator... press some keys... beep boop bop beep.

I'm pretty sure 50% of my failed relationships stem from my snoring.

My favorite television television music video had to be The Zits.