You get about half way through and you start to wonder wtf everyone is Ooohing at and then the voices begin.

I don't know who they are but I know why they are there.

You stay classy, BoxMeowBox.

This guy? No way he did pot.

It should probably be pointed out that these are primarily fake. The photos do not match the text. A simple GIS reveals that.

I like how 10 seconds into it, the video just goes Chicago Snow screen and says unavailable.

I'm almost positive someone is going to end up dead. I have no idea how, it's just a thought. I mean, once their restaurant closes, which it will, what can you see either of these people doing with their lives?

Indeed it is.

He's just given us so much over the last 20 years, it would be a shame to lose him.

Never limit yourself, America Jr.

So the CN Towers truly do belong to the dead?

Careful, Deadspin. Gawker is going toe-to-toe with the Hulk Hogan right now. Do you really want to bring down the wrath of Beyonce's lawyers by posting her photo so prominently on the website?

Good work, gumshoe.

I love a forward thinking Floridian. FORWARD! INTO THE SEA!

Please hurry. ~The Rest of America

I feel like part of your statement is missing.

Out of curiosity, are Jewish women who frequent Jez called Jewzzies?

Lifetime will miss you, Meredith Baxter.

Verified.

I tell ya, my ex was freakin' CRAZY. I got home one night after a hard days slavin' and wouldn't you know it? She had a lit roman candle waiting for me as I walked though the door. I felt fireworks for her that night and the next few days of recovery. Lit me up like a gal dang Christmas tree.