I say, he appears to have shat himself.

That seems... creepy.

I've always wondered why they modeled sex dolls after the famous painting by Edvard Munch.

Have you come to expect a lot from sports players in this lifetime?

There's a liquid version of Coke now? Sign me up!

Wow, that's a really long post for something so trivial. Honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about. You're pretty much naked already and being looked at as a piece of meat when you put those on, why not go the distance.

Oh she does... she does.

"a pair of highly attractive monster-fighting super-agents/tutti-frutti-wig-rocking ice cream impresarios" - Seriously? Who wrote that. GTFO. This is io9, not vagin-o-mine.

I love it. Reddit is up in arms about Chen and here all of you are. That's some good marketing & writing.

What kind of crowd shops at Walmart, Erzhik Tem?

The porn industry is typically on the cutting edge of technology. I'd imagine they have fallbacks at this point, especially once the Apple products ditched Flash support.

Yes. People who drink on a frequent basis tend to keep track of how much they are taking in and how fast.

Pretty sure that stock photo is being misused in this context.

When I think mapping system, I think Nokia!

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The lights almost remind me of molten lava hitting the ocean.

We don't have helmet laws in Texas, so there.

This is the perfect reason why we shouldn't.

I've been fascinated by Polish film posters for awhile now, you might find this article to be slightly more insightful when it comes to their history.

I try not to shit where I eat.