I'd be more concerned about the bathroom situation.

So if someone gives you a present, you should assume it's stolen?

Maybe you yanks should just stay out of our water then.

But Jenny never made it to college. She spends all her time taking a trip on the Silk Road.

It's already available for download.

You obviously didn't sit through it in theaters while your female date farted the entire time. That's worse than an Egyptian jail AND a curse, COMBINED.