Going to the bathroom together at some club? They're not hooking up. They're doing coke.

(reposting, response to another commenter about an unrelated website)

After living in Seattle for five years and banging my fair share of Microsoft and various tech startup employees, I've developed a theory about why designs for popular sites (Facebook, Gawker, Macy's etc) get more confusing and less legible with each…

I was born for this shit. I can write a review of a movie I haven't even seen and it would be awesome. That particular one literally got me laid. You will be receiving an email.

Here are the contents of my purse:

Right. To the panda videos I go.

I miss Regretsy.

Sorry, what??

Not necessarily. As Seal said, if you search "rape" you'll find anti-rape stuff like this:

Why would you want to stop them from selling these? Not since Ed Hardy has there been an easier way to identify douchebags.

I don't get it, these aren't even catchy. Aside from the gross misogyny and rape culture factor, "You'd look good naked tied to a tree with a tennis ball blah blah blah" or whatever the fuck he wrote is just NOT the right syntax or word count for a t-shirt slogan. Whatever happened to "Shit Happens" or the like?

You allow exemptions for inconvenience-

Haha okay, but...your username.

By determining he had a very bad case of "boys will be boys."

Dip 'em in paint and make a fuckin' rainbow noodle poster out of 'em.

Idea: excellent