I actually thought about doing this yesterday after a trip to Walmart with my six week old. I had him in one of those shopping carts with the baby seat, and his pacifier fell out of his mouth and onto a portion of the seat that was not covered with his blanket. He started to fuss in the car and I had to go through…

Oh, and I go through about 12-15 diapers a day, but that's only because my baby can be a jerk and takes a clean diaper as an invitation to take a big dump.

So far there hasn't been a lot I ended up NOT needing (except socks, because I usually have him in footy sleepers when I take him out), but I will tell you one thing I can't live without. These burp cloths.*

Has anyone called this guy foxy yet because...

Looks like a roach (partially smoked joint) and a lighter.

Someone's having a good time.

I totally wanted a home birth but we don't have licensed midwives where I live so I couldn't. Good thing too, because we never would have known that Baby Blue's cord was wrapped around his neck twice and that we lost the heartbeat when I started pushing. I ended up delivering him vaginally, but I needed the assistance…

My month old baby has a near perfect head, but that's only because I had to push him out (with assistance from a vacuum) in a matter of minutes due to a medical emergency. He wasn't in there long enough to get a squished head.

I would be excited about the JJ Abrams Stephen King adaptation, if he hadn't fucked up The Dark Tower so much. Buying the rights, selling them, and now the movie(s) not even going to be made. Ugh.

I'd be angry if they didn't actually resemble each other.

In feminist scrabble "problematic" gets 1000 points.

Uneventful. How is yours?

I do not like being in the grey. How the hell can I become one of the blessed who doesn't need to be approved? I've been hangin' around since 2009 (though I did use a new handle at one point).

I do not like being in the grey. How the hell can I become one of the blessed who doesn't need to be approved? I've been hangin' around since 2009 (though I did use a new handle at one point).

My mother always said the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

I stopped watching a while ago...what happened with Jim and Pam????

Oh. Wow.

I've been avoiding asking this for ages, but what in the seven hells is twerking?

I haven't worn anything but yoga pants, leggings, and pjs in almost a year.

I have a four week old, and I'm not going to lie, it's pretty amazing. I can't imagine my life without him. That said, he was very much planned, and my husband and I have been married for five years. I'm 30 and he's 32 and we are in a similar income bracket to you. You can still do all of the things you want with a…